Sometimes you spend a few days tending a tot who is projectile vomiting.
Sometimes you take your family to breakfast only to wait over an hour for a table,
which is the perfect amount of time for said sick twin to shat up his back
and necessitate eating in nothing but a diaper.
But you luck out because you sat right next to your husband's co-worker
whose wife just happens to own a children's clothing store!
Sometimes you try to watch a Detroit Lions football game (because... duh!)
with a hugh jass antennae and only get frustrated because the rain interferes.
But sometimes you escape it all by piling your twins + one into your boat of a car
and driving to a big open field. and eating berries... off the bushes.